Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Randomize
