office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dignity is for republicans.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
