he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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