I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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