when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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