i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
