im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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