I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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