I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
