I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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