You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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