Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
