I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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