whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't make out with my wife yet
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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