Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
What drink are we having for lunch?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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