Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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