You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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