all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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