butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am puke
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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