seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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