remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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