Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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