Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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