On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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