dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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