wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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