Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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