In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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