Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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