I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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