Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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