If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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