sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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