She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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