why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You smell like stripper and shame
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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