I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
jump out the window naked night went bad
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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