So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
my god I love twenty year old dicks
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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