guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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