Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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