Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize