Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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