At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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