he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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