They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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