it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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