Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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