she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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