I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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