im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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