Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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